Terms of Service

Terms of Service

Effective Date: March 5, 2025

Welcome to Veteran Destruction! By accessing or purchasing from our site, you agree to the following Terms of Service. If you don’t like rules, well… neither do we, but we gotta have ‘em.

1. Ordering & Payment

  • All prices are listed in U.S. dollars because, well, America. 🇺🇸
  • We accept all major credit cards, PayPal, and possibly barter in bacon, but no promises.
  • Orders cannot be modified or canceled once placed because our team works fast—like a Marine who heard "free beer."

2. Shipping & Delivery

  • We ship domestically and internationally because freedom has no borders.
  • Shipping times vary, especially when carriers get lazy (we’re looking at you, USPS). We’ll send you tracking, but once it leaves our hands, it’s up to them.
  • International orders may be subject to customs delays, duties, and fees. That’s between you and your government—handle it like an adult.

3. Returns & Exchanges

  • All sales are final unless we messed up. If we sent you the wrong item or something arrived damaged, let us know and we’ll make it right.
  • Wrong size? That’s on you, buddy. Check the size chart before ordering—we make badass shirts, not magic shape-shifting ones.
  • If an item is defective, email us at veterandestruction@gmail.com within 7 days of receiving it, and we’ll work it out.

4. Product Availability & Out of Stock Items

  • If an item is out of stock, it’s because people with great taste got to it first.
  • We restock when we can, so be patient—or don’t, but that won’t make it arrive any faster.

5. Intellectual Property

  • Our designs, logos, and brand name are ours—don’t steal them. We protect our work like a drill sergeant guards their coffee.
  • You’re welcome to share our stuff on social media, but give credit where credit’s due.

6. Disclaimer of Liability

  • We sell kickass apparel, not life advice, legal services, or emotional support.
  • Veteran Destruction is not responsible for misuse, damage, or your boss getting mad when you wear our shirts to work.
  • If you somehow manage to injure yourself while putting on a t-shirt, that’s between you and your bad decisions.

7. Privacy Policy

  • We respect your privacy. We don’t sell your info, we don’t spam you, and we definitely don’t track you like the government does.
  • Your payment info is processed securely—we don’t store credit card numbers because we don’t want that responsibility.

8. Changes to Terms

  • We reserve the right to update or change these Terms at any time. Don’t worry, we won’t sneak anything weird in here (probably).
  • Continued use of our site means you agree to any updates—so maybe check back every now and then.

9. Contact Information

  • Got questions? Need help? Want to compliment us on our outstanding humor? Email us at veterandestruction@gmail.com.
  • If you’re just here to complain about our sarcasm, please refer to Section 10, which doesn’t exist.

Thanks for supporting a veteran-owned business and for having a sense of humor. Wear it loud, wear it proud! 🇺🇸

Veteran Destruction